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Night before Showtime!
Adam's Apartment


Voices were heard from the hall

Are you sure she's alone?
Yes I am.
Methos IS asleep?
Aha.
I'm really kind nervous about this. You know how BG is, don't you? She's kinda out of it you know. Loony, crazy, nutz ...

BG
... mad, insane, gone bananas, cuckoo! cuckoo!

MW
BG!

BG
Hey MW, Taz ...

Taz
Uh, what happened to the door?

BG
Don't worry about that, worry about them.

Taz looked inside the apartment to see the Six Immortals waiting for them.

Taz
You said you were alone, that Methos was sleeping.

BG
So I lied.

MW
Methos is rubbing off of you.

BG
In more ways than one BUT don't change the subject. You know why both of you are here.

Fitz
Do come in my pretties. Have a seat.

Connor
We'd like an explanation.

Taz
Ooh Boy.

Kronos
Speak up or forever hold your peace or should I say, rest in peace?

The two women went in and sat on the couch

Taz
I just had to videotape the whole thing but I didn't get all of it anyway. Low batt.

Duncan
The flyers?

MW
We thought the show needs more audience. It was a great idea when we first came up with it.

Methos
The spot on public broadcast television?

Taz
Advertisement is a powerful tool.

Richie
Did you like the show?

Connor
Richie!

Fitz
I'd like to know, too.

Taz
I loved it! Can't wait for tomorrow ... there is going to be a show tomorrow, right?

BG
I dunno Taz. There's gonna be more people, I need to bring in more chairs and we don't have crowd control ... the list goes on.

Fitz
But of course it will mean more work but don't you think it's worth it, BG?

BG
What? Seeing all of you naked?
(smiles)
Out!

Duncan
Huh?

BG
I said OUT! I've got a show to plan.

Kronos
That's it? All's forgiven?

BG
It's 4 o clock in the morning. Curtains at 8 pm. Practice at 1 pm. You'll have about 8 to 9 hours of sleep. Don't want ya'll looking like zombies. I'll handle the punishment Kronos. Send me all the boots you need licked, Fitz .. your golf clubs need polishing? Connor, dinner on the house after show time, your favorite. Richie ...

Richie
I'm fine.

BG
Okay. That leaves, Duncan ...

Duncan
T-Bird needs a wash.

BG
Done. And Methos?

Methos
You know what I want.

BG
(faces MW and Taz)
Beer, a whole case of it.
Now, OUT!

Five Immortals went out

Methos
Including me?

BG
Yes, you, too.

Methos
Are you forgetting that this is my apartment?

BG
And a lovely apartment it is. I'm sorry honey, but if you're around I won't be able to concentrate.

Methos
Fine, I'm outta here. MacLeod! Wait up!

MW
Now what?

Taz
We'll need coffee, lots of it!

BG
I'll call Littlenut.

MW
Uh why?

BG
She ain't coffee conossieur of the Harem for nothing. And Taz, could you check if there are any Pepsi caffeine frees in the fridge?

Taz
Sure!

BG
There won't be a Full Monty if we don't hustle. So lets get moving!

Showtime!