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"One day we'll all look back on this and laugh ... NOT"


Connor
Who?! Who I ask could possbly hate us that much?

Richie
I dunno. I dunno!

Duncan
HUNTERS!

Fitz
Now really, silly Scot! Why would the Hunters want to see us strip?

Kronos
BG wanted to see us strip, and obviously somebody tipped her off about the Gathering. That got her to convince Methos plus it didn't help that he owes her. You just can't control your women, Brother.

Methos
Look who's talking.

Richie
The Gathering? You mean the UN-Gathering or.. or.. Non-Gathering, there was NO gathering, WE didn't gather!

Kronos
We get the point, kid.

Richie
Who ya callin' a kid?!

Connor
I can't believe we trusted her!

Fitz
Nobody jokes about a subject that important laddie.

Methos
Guuuys, for all we know, BG's in the dark herself about this.

Fitz
So women saw our widgers. It's over and done with. Let bygones be bygones.

Duncan
Wha..what? Widgers?

Fitz
Ugh! You need to brush up on your Brit, MacLeod.

Duncan
Fitz, do you know where we are?

Fitz
30 ... 35,000 feet in the air.

Duncan
And you do want to stay up, don't you?

Fitz
Humph!

Richie
Where did you score this private jet anyway, Mac?

Duncan
I have connections.

Connor
This is all so bizarre.

Methos
Hey! I am not to blame this time. It's your fellow Highlanders idea that we leave the country. I'm just going along for the ride.

Kronos
You're here for the same reason as the rest of us. There was no way you can stay in Paris after all that has happened.

Methos
I'd expect this sort of thing from myself, yes, but not from you, Mac.

Duncan
I need to get away, okay? We all need to. Am I wrong about that?

Fitz
No. I hate to say this but you're right again dear boy.

Duncan
Amazing, isn't it?

Richie
Bet there's lot of cool babes in this Highlands of yours.

Duncan
We're not going there for a vacation, Richie.

Richie
Sure, whatever you say.

Kronos
You didn't leave a note for BG, did you Methos? Coz if you did ...

Methos
Easy now, Kronos. Of course I didn't. As much as I'd missed the bright one, she'll just wreck havoc in Scotland.

Connor
Ah, Scotland.

Duncan
(looks at Connor)
Home.

Suddenly ...

Home, home on the Highlands!
Where sheep and cows often get laid!
I know I love the fresh air
But where can I get beer?
And do they have strawberry flavored Kool Aid?

BG!!!

The Sequel Coming Soon