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UnDress Rehearsal
Next stop, ShowTime!
At an Abandoned Warehouse


Intense excitement and anticipation clung in the air inside an abandoned warehouse. Eyes looked on the set up stage, waiting for Six Immortals to sashay their way to nudity. A mini camera hidden from view perched up on one of the metal bars on the ceiling of the roof. Who put it there, know one knows as of yet. To the left of the stage was the "dressing room."

Duncan
This is it.

Five pairs of eyes looked at Duncan

Fitz
Shush, old Scot. BG's out on stage.

All Six Immortals strained to hear BG speak

BG
Ladies .... (pauses)

Connor
I'm starting to hate plural words.

BG
... and Gentlemen.

Kronos
Men? Did I hear her say men?

Methos
Gentlemen.

Kronos
I don't give a d@mn if they're gentle.

Fitz
Shush! We'll miss our cue.

BG
Welcome to the warehouse, also known as, NIRVANA!

The crowd went wild

Duncan
I .. hear a crowd.

Richie
Definitely a crowd.

Duncan
Methos, I thought it was just BG and a small group of friends.

Methos
You have to understand. BG has a completely different set of vocabular