Duncan Believe it, Connor, and there's no way out!
Connor Yeah, I'm still getting those "Haggis can kill" letters plus phone calls.
Kronos Was it a heavy breather?
No, that would be Guin.
Kronos Lucky you.
Methos This discussion is getting old.
Duncan You're loving this, aren't you?
Who? Me? Of course not.
Fitz I am!
All Five Immortals We know!
The door slams open. BG walks in.
Oh Yeeaahh! You guyz look delici...uh, FABULOUS!
At first, everybody looked at her weirdly then they all broke into laughter. The ice was broken. Methos approaches BG.
BG For what?
Methos For breaking the tension.
BG Glad to be of service.
Kronos I still feel stupid.
(looks at Kronos sweetly)
Richie The thong's giving me a wedgie.
BG You want me to adjust it for you? OW!!
Methos gently throttles BG
BG I wasn't asking you and besides, I was just kidding.
BG You want me to get Delaina?
Richie Nahh, that's okay. I kinda like anyway.
That remark earned Richie a lot of disgusting looks
Richie It was a joke! Geez. Oldies!
Connor I ... it's almost ... no ... this d@mn ... I give up!
Connor throws his arms up in the air and sighs. Duncan looks at him. Duncan What's wrong?
Connor My zipper's stuck!
Duncan Well don't look at me. I'm not helping you with it.
BG saunters toward Connor
Take it off, lemme un-stuck it.
Just then, a sultry voice pierced the air
Keep your pants on, let me do it.
(stares open mouth at ...)
Duncan Any more surprises, BG?
BG You can bet on it!