UnDress Rehearsal
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Abandoned Warehouse

All Six Immortals were gathered in a dressing room or what used to be the toilet. They were all dressed in their police get up costumes, complete with their hats.

Connor
I still can't believe we're doing this.

Duncan
Believe it, Connor, and there's no way out!

Connor
Yeah, I'm still getting those "Haggis can kill" letters plus phone calls.

Kronos
Was it a heavy breather?

Connor
No, that would be Guin.
(he smiles broadly)
Good thing, she doesn't know about this.

Kronos
Lucky you.

Methos
This discussion is getting old.

Duncan
You're loving this, aren't you?

Methos
Who? Me? Of course not.
(hides a smile)

Fitz
I am!

All Five Immortals
We know!

The door slams open. BG walks in.

BG
Oh Yeeaahh! You guyz look delici...uh, FABULOUS!
(she goes down on her knees, arms stretched out)
Arrest me, Officers!

At first, everybody looked at her weirdly then they all broke into laughter. The ice was broken. Methos approaches BG.

Methos
Thanks!
(helps her up)

BG
For what?

Methos
For breaking the tension.

BG
Glad to be of service.

Kronos
I still feel stupid.

BG
(looks at Kronos sweetly)
But you look so darn cute!

Richie
The thong's giving me a wedgie.

BG
You want me to adjust it for you? OW!!

Methos gently throttles BG

Methos
No.

BG
I wasn't asking you and besides, I was just kidding.

Richie
Oh!

BG
You want me to get Delaina?

Richie
Nahh, that's okay. I kinda like anyway.

That remark earned Richie a lot of disgusting looks

Richie
It was a joke! Geez. Oldies!

Connor
I ... it's almost ... no ... this d@mn ... I give up!

Connor throws his arms up in the air and sighs. Duncan looks at him.

Duncan
What's wrong?

Connor
My zipper's stuck!

Duncan
Well don't look at me. I'm not helping you with it.

BG saunters toward Connor

BG
Take it off, lemme un-stuck it.
(grins)

Just then, a sultry voice pierced the air

Keep your pants on, let me do it.

Connor
(stares open mouth at ...)
Guin? What are you ..

Guin
(interrupts Connor)
.. doing here?
(takes holds of the zipper and zips it up without effort)
Why do you think?
(smiles wickedly)

Duncan
Any more surprises, BG?

BG
You can bet on it!

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